libido: soon

A new Indie Movie is set be shown in movie theaters entitled "Libido" it is written and directed by Lucas Mercado.It stars Jeff Luna, Marcus Cabrera, CJ Manalo, Olivia Koronel and Maricris Lozada.Here's the press release "Walang kiyeme sa lampungan at frontal nudity ang limang bida sa indie movie na Libido na sina Jeff Luna, Marcus Cabrera, CJ Manalo, Olivia Koronel at Maricris Lozada.Ang Libido na sinulat at idinirehe ni Lucas Mercado ay kuwento ng pag-ibig, init ng dugo, pagtataksil at pagnanasa.“Ang pelikula ay nag­lalaman din ng sex education at kung paano mae-enjoy ang sexlife,” sabi ni Direk Mercado.“Layunin ng Libido na ipaalala sa mga manonood na ang sex ay nagaganap hindi lamang sa nagmamahalan kundi pati sa pagsasamantala, puwersahan, panunukso, epekto ng drugs, katuwaan o sa pera.

BITCHstudio

panu kung malagay ka sa sitwasyong magddcxion
ka kung anoh ang mahalaga?
pag-ibig? o ang bokasyong pinili?
anoh ang pipiliin moh?


?- wag sana akong magkamali sa pinili koh! mamahalin kita
habang buhay tulad ng pagmamahal koh sa kanya.

...abangan sa bitchstudio...

feature your own story!

you can now send us bitches your story...
you know what i mean
hahahah

if you want ur story to be published and featured
just send it tru

rbaritos@yahoo.com
or
jaby_143@yahoo.com

(yahoomail or facebook pwede)

send nah!

satisfy a BITCH: episode 1: L'KAISEI JAPAcofi

we love it
(the gang)
except benjie ofcorz
hahahah
(the not so cofi drinker)
hahaha

sharing thoughts and feelings as well as laughters

and tears...accomplishments in life...
etsetera etsetera etsetera

"bitch...alert tambay... kaisei lng tah"

past tense: with "h" and "p" (an ilonggo story) 2

...sa isa ka lugar...(dalan nah sya...imagine)...

..."liparin moh ang hangganan ng langit" na nana na"...

..."hala tudohi birit asta magkalautod ang tilaukan moh"...
siling nih P kay H samtang nagakadlaw sa isa

..."ay anoh man yah ang imo?" "imo tilauklan haw?"...
sabat sang isa sa amega nya

..."hoy day useful nah bla ang tilaukan tah!"...
sabay kadlaw sila nga duwa kay
daw may nadumduman nga iban sa ila topiko

..."hahaha...lady ka...important man nih ang akon nga gina
ubra...mampa-stretch nih bla tilaukan"...
hahahaha

kag nag kadlaw ang duwa sang matudo nga
daw wala lng tawo sa palibot nila

..."ay oo noh...cge ako man..."higher higher higher"...
birit naman ni H

...sundan...

boylets

Boylets is another pinoy indie film of
Crisaldo Vicente Pablo, the director of contoversial
skin flicks such as Showboyz, Quicktrip,
Duda and Moreno.

Boylets stars newcomers Joeffrey Javier,
Charles Delgado, Rusty Adonis
and
Francis Sienes.

Boylets is about teenage
Krys who is from a middle class family
and his bunch of out of school friends
who pass the time stealing copper electric wires and steel,
betting cash in online computer games and
doing sexual services to gay patrons.
Krys’ best friend Joef is the leader
of the pack and he is turning eighteen
and is leaving the next day.
Krys tries to control Joef’s last day and birthday
celebration as he attempts to stop him from his plans.
But will Krys be able to stop the guy he likes from leaving?

solomon sez:

Benjie Xtianne Solomon ngaa ga ginamo kamu hw?whahaha ga away2 kamo!!! epekto na sg summer??sg el nino?? epekto sg rotating brown out?? or nd nyu lng gd mabaton nga ako c barbie dats y ga away2 kamu? whahh..kawawa!!!

...and another one...

hai..miss ko na gd ang bacolod ya..super....nag nyt out naman ang mga kabalan hu!!gna pahisa nyu namn ko..salig lng kamu ky wla ko d kilala sa manila..lol.....tani ari kamu d..dri ta nyt out!!hai...i miss u (redhorse)..lol.....i mean i miss u guys!!whaha..tnx for the calls and texts!

bitchman of the day, week. month. year: Hector Jimeno

hector jimeno

...i agree he's cute...
...love the eyes and the hair...
...18? or 19?...
score na

baritos sez:-

Ricky Olea Baritos " and i can't stop thinking of your eyes . . . your smile . . . oh, a drug that controls my system . . . causes me addiction and habituation . . . still, forbidden . . . "

summer is not yet ovahhh....:(

ahhhhhrrrggggg....
is summer over?
i cant believe this....
nag ulan nah yah bla yah
and tudo2 pah
i heared sa news thatz summer's not yet over (kuno)
but explain y nag ulan ng bonggang bongga?
damu pah bla beach nga dapat kadtuan....

ayyyyyzzz

explain explain explain

tambay tah BITCH!

have you tried walking from bredco port to ramos?

tried the masskara fever in the streets of lacson?

tried different meyx of drink and sounds

in short...

have you tried making "tambay" with the bitches?

here are some of the most breath taking spots they usually bond with

each other

...SIMPLE YET MEMORABLE...

BREDCO PORT - TAMBAYAN kapag may kabiguan at gusto ng kasayahan

-tambayan kapag gustong makausap sina TRINA, TRISIA, at TRIXIE

SM - we got it all for you

- favorite spot L'KAISEI and FOODCOURT

-online tambayan, kainanan

-sa department store cr naghaharutan

"only benjie can touch the toooooott"

hahahaha

LAGOON - MCDO LACSON

MARBY PLAZA

21 FOODPARK

- RED horse, meyx

- remember the bangayan?

- saksi ng aming pagkakaibigan

-alternative tambayan kapag ban sa foodpark 21

hahaha

-PAPERDOOOOLLLLLLZZZZZZ

...LOVEETTEE...

...HAVE SOME FUN...JOIN US...NOW YOU KNOW WHERE TO GO...

BITCHES: FAMOUS LINES

??? - "...bitch libre mo ko?..."

???? - "...yehey out ko na...cnu galagaw? ..."

????? - "...sunugon ko man na sila gyapon..."

?????? - "...bitch, bitch lantawa bala ang pic ko,

dw si barbie..."

?? - "...bitch ka-cute sang shhhh..."

???? - "...gusto ko lng maging happy..."

????? - "...bitches wer kmu? (through txt)..."

...hus hu? wild gues ghurlz...

gaga gaga kah lady gaga but ur fabulous...love yah

TELEPHONE by Lady Gaga and Beyonce

Hello hello baby you called I can't hear a thing
I have got no serviceIn the club, you say? say?
Wha-Wha-What did you say, Oh, you're breaking up on me
Sorry, I cannot hear youI'm kinda busy.

K-kinda busyK-kinda busy
Sorry, I cannot hear you, I'm kinda busy.

Just a second, It's my favorite song they're gonna play
And I cannot text you with A drink in my hand, eh
You shoulda made some plans with me,
You knew that I was free. And now you won't stop calling me;
I'm kinda busy.

Stop callin', stop callin', I don't wanna think anymore!
I left my head and my heart on the dance floor.
Stop callin', stop callin', I don't wanna talk anymore!
I left my head and my heart on the dance floor.

Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, ehStop telephonin' me!
Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, ehI'm busy!
Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, ehStop telephonin' me!
Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh

Can call all you want, But there's no one home,
And you're not gonna reach my telephone! Out in the club,
And I'm sippin' that bubb, And you're not gonna reach my telephone!

Call when you want, But there's no one home,
And you're not gonna reach my telephone! Out in the club,
And I'm sippin' that bubb, And you're not gonna reach my telephone!

[Beyonce:]
Boy, the way you blowin' up my phoneWon't make me leave no faster.
Put my coat on faster, Leave my girls no faster.
I shoulda left my phone at home, 'Cause this is a disaster!
Callin' like a collector -Sorry, I cannot answer!

Not that I don't like you, I'm just at a party.
And I am sick and tired Of my phone r-ringing.

[Beyonce:]
Sometimes I feel likeI live in Grand Central Station.
Tonight I'm not takin' no calls, 'Cause I'll be dancin'.
'Cause I'll be dancin''Cause I'll be dancin'
Tonight I'm not takin' no calls, 'cause I'll be dancin'!

Stop callin', stop callin', I don't wanna think anymore!
I left my head and my heart on the dance floor.
Stop callin', stop callin', I don't wanna talk anymore!
I left my head and my heart on the dance floor.

Stop callin', stop callin', I don't wanna think anymore!
I left my head and my heart on the dance floor.
Stop callin', stop callin', I don't wanna talk anymore!
I left my head and my heart on the dance floor.

Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, ehStop telephonin' me!
Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, ehI'm busy!
Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, ehStop telephonin' me!
Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh

Can call all you want, But there's no one home,
You're not gonna reach my telephone! 'Cause I'm out in the club,
And I'm sippin' that bubb, And you're not gonna reach my telephone!

Call when you want, But there's no one home,
And you're not gonna reach my telephone! 'Cause I'm out in the club,
And I'm sippin' that bubb, And you're not gonna reach my telephone!

My telephone! M-m-my telephone!
'Cause I'm out in the club, And I'm sippin' that bubb,
And you're not gonna reach my telephone!

My telephone! M-m-my telephone!
'Cause I'm out in the club, And I'm sippin' that bubb,
And you're not gonna reach my telephone!

We're sorry the number you have reached is not in service at this time.
Please check the number, or try your call again

past tense: with "h" and "p" (an ilonggo story)

"ti anoh kung namit ka? mas namit man koh gyapon sa imo!" singgit ni H

"gaga kah! araw ka nagid yah...ako bala una nakatilaw sa iya" sabat naman ni P

"megahay diva?"

"ti anoh? hmmmm....cge nlng gni! tungod kay megahay tah!"

ina ang sabtanay sang duwa ka mag amegahay s TUNGA SANG DALAN sang bacolod pakadto sa isa ka lugar para mangita sang ila nga kinahanglan sa ina nga gab-i

samtang ara sila sa tunga2 sang ila nga panglakaton....

may isa ka lalaki nga naglabay sa ila nga atubang....naga duko....ngaa ayhan?

"ay bet koh sya day.....ti anoh imu score?...ay dali lng..." nagahana nga kwa on ang cellphone

"ay day ntilawan koh naman na sya...."

"huh???"....

...to be continued...*wink*

BITCHES PULSE ASIA TOP TEN: HOTTEST MEN (Philippines)

10. JON AVILA - model and former housemate of Pinoy Big Brother: Celebrity Edition 2

9. JUSTIN HILLS - Fil-Brit Justin Hills from

London also has the hunky charms

needed for a male fashion model.

8. HIDEO MURAOKA - Japanese-Brazilian model is set to conquer

the Philippine modeling scene and

he’s none other than Hideo Muraoka.

7. XIAN LIM - a Fil-Am model and actor.

He landed his first major acting role when he was

cast in the tv adaptation of the 1980 film Katorse

6. ZANJOE MARUDO - one of the Big Four with Bianca Gonzalez, John Prats,

and the big winner Keanna Reeves.

5. CARLO GUEVARRA - is the winner of the Be Bench / The Model Search.

4. GERALD ANDERSON - a former housemate on the

first season edition of the Philippine reality television show

Pinoy Big Brother: Teen Edition.

He rose to fame through the Filipino

teleseryes Sana Maulit Muli, My Girl,

Tayong Dalawa and currently,

Kung Tayo'y Magkakalayo.

3. GUJI LORENZANA - is a commercial model, actor,

theater actor, host, radio DJ for Mellow 94.7

,

writer, and a Filipino alternative rock, pop rock solo artist,

nominated for "Best Male Performer" for the "2008 Awit Awards"

,

with his music as the only OPM to have been dubbed as Edgy Pop.

2.COCO MARTIN - is a Filipino actor dubbed as the

"Prince of Philippine Independent Cinema"

having been cast in numerous critically acclaimed or

award-winning Full Time independent films.

1. AKIHIRO SATO - is a Japanese Brazilian model currently living in

The Philippines. Akihiro started modelling in Brazil and Thailand.

He decided to live in the Philippines

for good and is modelling for Penshoppe.

He is appearing on a new Filipino movie called Handumanan.

He is one of the most popular models in

the Philippines as of 2009.

review: CAMPUS CRUSH

HERE COMES OUR FIRST EVAH REVIEW bout the flick CC: campus crush...choz

first things first,

campus crush is a cris pablo work of art

which tells a story about college teenage students...dealing with:

FRIENDSHIP

"ang gusto ko magtiwala ka sa akin na kaibigan mo ako...

kaya nang iwan mo'ko habang masaya ka sa piling ng iba...

tinanggap ko..."

LOVE

"pinatawad na kita kahit di mo'ko bayaran..."

BETRAYAL

"ang masakit, ang makita ang mahal ko habang nakapatong

ang matalik kong kaibigan..."

and

HOMOSEXUALITY

Cris is a nerd college student who is at peace with his sexuality

and yet maintains his virginity. His best friend,

Chamyto, on the other hand, is determined to get every

campus hunk that he can afford to validate himself.

When three gorgeous hunks start a contest to befriend a looser for a week,

both Chamyto and Cris become easy targets.

Cris immediately realizes this ploy.

But when his ultimate campus crush Edge targets him,

Cris cant seem to refuse.

Cris begins to gamble on a seven day relationship

that he hopes will have a happy ending. But its still a bet,

so someone wins and someone looses.

bitches: raw

bitches: raw

once there was a princess...nah! off with the once upon a time thingy...lets switch on to there comes a time wen celestial stones collide with each other then...they were formed...they? who?

the BITCHES...

ti power2 naman? ahaha

express your thoughts, feelings, doubts, and misconceptions...

ahahahahaha....the first cumming

aha ha ha...soon

the first commmmmiiiinnnggggg....aaahhhhhh

extravagant... real lives, real people living together

hu are they?

and hu is MANENOY?

FIND OUT! in the most awaited, most anticipated, event of the year

i love "manenay" no more

put your hands up....coz

"i so d*@n love MANENOY now"

...tan tanan cho churot churot...